Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today,

I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.

I not come work.” The boss says, “You know Jim, I really need you today.

When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s*x.

Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.”

Two hours later Jim calls again: “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.

I be at work soon. You got nice house.”