A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player.

They start to talk and eventually go back to his place:

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

“What’s that for?” the lady questions.

“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.”

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again.

Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.”

Then the man drops his underwear and on his pen!s, he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams:

“Don’t tell me you have AIDS!”

The man replies:

“No, no…!!! Calm down…!!! It will say ADIDAS in a minute…