A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses were attractive.


The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.


Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.



Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.


Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.


Finally it was agreed that they would meet ...

at Wetherspoons because the restaurant had no steps and had a toilet for the disabled.


Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.


Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because they had never been there before.

wo Men Take A Short Cut Through The Cemetery Late At Night


… and decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery.


Right in the middle of the cemetery they are startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.


Trembling with fear, they find an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

“Holy cow, dude,” one says after catching his breath


“You scared us half to death.  We thought you were a ghost!  What are you doing working here so late at night?”


“Those fools!” the old man grumbles.  “They misspelled my name!”