After going through the line at a crowded mall cafeteria,


The three rambunctious teenage boys found they were forced to share a table with a kindly looking old lady.


One of the lads decided to have a bit of fun at the woman’s expense and, nudging one of his buddies under the table, suddenly remarked,


“Did your folks ever get married?”


“Nope,” replied his tablemate, picking up the put on.


“How about you?”


“They never bothered,” answered the first young man.


“That’s nothing,” interrupted the third,


“My mother doesn’t even know who my father is.”


The elderly woman looked up from her coffee and said sweetly.


“Excuse me, but would one of you little b@stards please pass the sugar?”