I think I’m going to lose my drivers license…

 


The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:


 


Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!”


 


Me: “I assure you, I did not drink anything.”


 


Officer: “Okay, let’s do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?”


 


Me: “A car.”


 


Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”


 


Me: “I have no idea!”


 


Officer: “So, you’re drunk.”


 


Me: “But I didn’t drink anything.”


 


Officer: “Okay, one more test — Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?


 


Me: “A motorcycle.”


 


Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?”


 


Me: “I have no idea!”


 


Officer: “As I suspected, you’re drunk!”


 


Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.


 


Me: “So, counter question — You’re driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?”