A woman comes home and tells her husband, 

“Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all

 these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more 

headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?” His

 wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He 

told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself 

and repeat,… “I do not Have a Headache; I do not 

have a headache, I do not have a headache. It 

Worked! The headaches are all gone.” The husband 

replies, “Well, that is wonderful.” His wife then says, 

“You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball Of Fire in

 the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go

 see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for

 that?” The husband agrees to try it Following his 

appointment, The husband comes home, rips off his 

Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the 

bedroom. He Puts her on The bed and says, “Don’t 

move, I’ll be right back.” He goes into The Bathroom 

and comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into 

bed And makes Passionate love to his wife like never

 before. His wife says, “Boy, that was wonderful!” The

 husband says, “Don’t move! I will be right back.” He

 goes back Into the bathroom, comes back and round 

two was even better than The First time. The wife sits 

up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says,

 “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” With That, He goes

 back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly

 follows him and there, in the Bathroom, She sees him

 standing at the mirror and saying,  “She’s not my 

Wife. She’s Not my wife. She’s not my wife…”  His funeral services will be held on Friday.